Why all SEOs should something something

Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: May 17th, 2012 Published in: Copywriting for SEO, Humour

You know that completely normal thing that you’ve been doing on a professional business level for years?  Well, you’ve been doing it wrong.  Fortunately for you, I have a fairly short and easy to read blog post that lists a number of reasons why you should be doing it differently – and conveniently, most of [...]

Hey Kelloggs you muppets!

Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: February 24th, 2009 Published in: Branding, Humour

If you are going to pose the question, “what’s in your bowl” as your merry little slogan, then…

There is no such thing as forum spam

Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: February 13th, 2008 Published in: Humour, Spam

OK this is a very old conversation that I had with someone on a forum of mine.  After the thread was “finished”, I locked it and stuck it into a temp hidden forum where I archived stuff I don’t want to be public.  Just stumbled across it today and thought I’d post it here for [...]

Google thinks UK SEOs are arses!

Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: January 30th, 2008 Published in: Humour

Well, we all suspected, but it’s finally confirmed!

Million Dollar Pubes

Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: September 17th, 2007 Published in: Humour

Damn!  When I tried this, no one was interested!  Looking good in a bikini for link bait is where it’s at! MG

Any Bill Bailey fans?

Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: June 6th, 2007 Published in: Humour

“10 things to do before you die”….”number 7 – lunge wildly at the Pope” http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6726441.stm MG

Outdoor toys wigam

Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: May 17th, 2007 Published in: Humour

An interesting post title I’m sure you’ll agree.  Certainly not a  SEO target for sure – with only 136 search results for “outdoor toys wigam” why would I even consider optimising a post for this term? Outdoor toys?  WTF is that?  Quad bikes?  Paintball?  And why Wigam?  Maybe I meant Wigan?  Or Wigwam?  Wigwam would [...]

SEO question – why does Google give so much weight to Wikipedia in the SERPs?

Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: March 21st, 2007 Published in: Humour

Q: Why does Google give so much weight to Wikipedia in the SERPs? A: Guess! MG

BigMouthMedia present a case study on “ethical SEO” – lol!

Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: February 2nd, 2007 Published in: Humour, SEO Agencies

This made me chuckle. Bigmouthmedia are planning to present a case study entitled, “Maximising ethical SEO within competitive marketplaces” at next week’s TFM show.  Um lol.  I really don’t know what more to say about this – I’m fairly gob smacked at the outrageous hypocrisy of it all.  Perhaps TFM would care to invite MSN to discuss their [...]

Another list! SEO predictions for 2007

Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: December 31st, 2006 Published in: Humour

I’m on a list writing frenzy today, and in a good mood getting geared up for a wild New Year’s Eve, so here’s another list to dwell on for the remainder of 2006… Marketing Guy’s SEO Predictions for 2007 DaveN will be seen running nekid around a roundabout and admit it this time. Matt will [...]