Why all SEOs should something something
Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: May 17th, 2012 Published in: Copywriting for SEO, HumourYou know that completely normal thing that you’ve been doing on a professional business level for years? Well, you’ve been doing it wrong. Fortunately for you, I have a fairly short and easy to read blog post that lists a number of reasons why you should be doing it differently – and conveniently, most of [...]
Hey Kelloggs you muppets!
Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: February 24th, 2009 Published in: Branding, HumourIf you are going to pose the question, “what’s in your bowl” as your merry little slogan, then…
There is no such thing as forum spam
Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: February 13th, 2008 Published in: Humour, SpamOK this is a very old conversation that I had with someone on a forum of mine. After the thread was “finished”, I locked it and stuck it into a temp hidden forum where I archived stuff I don’t want to be public. Just stumbled across it today and thought I’d post it here for [...]
Google thinks UK SEOs are arses!
Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: January 30th, 2008 Published in: HumourWell, we all suspected, but it’s finally confirmed!
Million Dollar Pubes
Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: September 17th, 2007 Published in: HumourDamn! When I tried this, no one was interested! Looking good in a bikini for link bait is where it’s at! MG
Any Bill Bailey fans?
Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: June 6th, 2007 Published in: Humour“10 things to do before you die”….”number 7 – lunge wildly at the Pope” http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6726441.stm MG
Outdoor toys wigam
Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: May 17th, 2007 Published in: HumourAn interesting post title I’m sure you’ll agree. Certainly not a SEO target for sure – with only 136 search results for “outdoor toys wigam” why would I even consider optimising a post for this term? Outdoor toys? WTF is that? Quad bikes? Paintball? And why Wigam? Maybe I meant Wigan? Or Wigwam? Wigwam would [...]
SEO question – why does Google give so much weight to Wikipedia in the SERPs?
Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: March 21st, 2007 Published in: HumourQ:Â Why does Google give so much weight to Wikipedia in the SERPs? A:Â Guess! MG
BigMouthMedia present a case study on “ethical SEO” – lol!
Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: February 2nd, 2007 Published in: Humour, SEO AgenciesThis made me chuckle. Bigmouthmedia are planning to present a case study entitled, “Maximising ethical SEO within competitive marketplaces” at next week’s TFM show. Um lol. I really don’t know what more to say about this – I’m fairly gob smacked at the outrageous hypocrisy of it all. Perhaps TFM would care to invite MSN to discuss their [...]
Another list! SEO predictions for 2007
Posted by: Marketing Guy Date posted: December 31st, 2006 Published in: HumourI’m on a list writing frenzy today, and in a good mood getting geared up for a wild New Year’s Eve, so here’s another list to dwell on for the remainder of 2006… Marketing Guy’s SEO Predictions for 2007 DaveN will be seen running nekid around a roundabout and admit it this time. Matt will [...]